Well, we're living in the lap of luxury now!! The bathroom is 97% finished!! (the other 3% is reserved for getting the paint off the floor and replacing an outlet face plate) I have never been prouder of any project in my life, having successfully accomplished the necessary plumbing, walling, and flooring by myself!! My Dad, who I regard as the Super-Hero of all trades, tried in vain to teach me a lot of structural things when I was young, and I have regretted for many years not paying more attention to his skills. I guess I simply had to learn the same way he did, through trial and error.
Although the bathroom is essentially completed, I have had my eye on one of those space-aged toilets at Home Depot that can flush 12 golf balls at once (for those dour situations when I've gone and eaten another dozen golf balls). Every time we visit the store, I am somehow drawn to the toilet aisle by forces unknown, to admire and marvel at the monsterous porcelain sculpture of modern convenience. They are truly works of art, and effortlessly dwarf the run-of-the-mill units I have at home. The other morning, after taking another look at the awkward contrast between our new sink (see below) and our beige toilet, I decided I was going online to purchase one of those big bastards, and what better place to do so than HomeDepot.com.
Type-type-type-type-type....load-load-load... Okay now, Products, Plumbing....load-load-load.... Hmmmm, where are the toilets... type-type-type...load-load-load... TOILETS Search...load-load-load... Toilet Plugs, Toilet Plungers, Toilet Chains, Toilet Cleaners... Give me a f*cking break! Where are the damn toilets!! It wasn't even 7AM, and like most other male mammals considering their shelter, my primitive brain was in full swing and I wasn't about ready to start reading stuff. Precious minutes passed, as I struggled to find anything with a picture of a toilet and an Add-to-cart button. Nothing... Terrible navigation logic!! To hell with you HomeDepot.com!!!
The next day we paid a hasty visit to the physical store in a mad search for an outdoor fireplace (didn't find one there but ended up getting a really nice one later, the deck is still in tact!). I decided to ask one of the friendly staff members if I could trouble them for one of their catalogues, so I could further consider my toilet purchase in the comfort of my own home. The lady, who looked to be in her mid-60's, and obviously at the dusk of her technological day of understanding, kindly responded: "We don't have any paper catalogues, but you can go put the CD-Rom into the internet website and see all the products on the computer screen."... I briefly considered the moral consequences of responding "You have an internet website??!!! Wow!! I never would have imagined!! Can I get to it at home?!!", but decided to simply accept her solution and smile in gratitude. There has been no toilet purchase to date.