My Double Life
As mentioned in a previous post, my obsession with working on the house and property has commanded a great deal of my time recently. I found myself chopping down a 40-odd-foot deceased pine tree by ax at a quarter after dark the other night. Strange times in these young and enthusiastic months of home ownership. Tia turned 23 years old the other day! What an old woman! I realized that it was the 8th set of our birthdays, which fall about 7 weeks from one another, that we'd spent together. We're getting old!
Having spent nearly $3 million dollars at Home Depot on the bathroom project (also aforementioned), I could only scrap together a modest gift of a video game Tia had been waiting for, and yet another home-made card (I'm boycotting Hallmark for reasons yet to be determined). She opened up the Amazon.com package before I had a chance to get home and wrap it up, and the game was already half-loaded when I got home from work. She played for a big while, and I finally got a turn at some absurd hour. Tia having had a long day at work was sleeping, so I decided to invite the 18 year-old neighbor girl over to chat. We got along pretty well and before I knew it, we were sitting on the couch together and I was tickling her arm. I figured now was the time, and went in to kiss her neck. She flipped out!! She was yelling so loud that she woke Tia, who came into the living room equally ballistic. What a couple of lamos! You guessed it!! The Sims 2.0!!! Great stuff! I spent almost two hours building our likenesses, and did my best at cloning our house. It's coming along, but at last play we had two babies laying on the kitchen floor all day with dirty diapers and not a red cent for a crib! I'm just going to let the little brats cry until social services comes and relieves us of this miserable parenthood we've fallen victim to. I've got at least a few more Sim-days to work on my 'friendship' with that neighbor girl.
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